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The Wendell That Wasn't (Harry Potter)

Reviewed by Kathryn A on 15th December 2011 (2)
Tags: Short Story, Humour, Missing Scene
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Severus Snape
(11K, 1741 words)

Summary: The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

Delightfully funny subversion of saccharine sentiment.